6-11 Darwin’s Big Date
- June 11th, 2010
- By Raven
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Darwin’s big date
Darwin comes downstairs – he is wearing teenager clothing. Scott is also wearing youngster clothing. He walks in with Lucy who is also dressed for High School.
S – <hands Darwin a phone> Here you are going to need this
D – What is it?
S – a new phone
D – I have a phone
S – This is a different number and it has texting – shes a teenager – you will need to text.
D – What text? I prefer books.
S – Texting – its something teens do – they text each other
D – <looks confused>
S – <sigh> ok look at this – <pulls out his phone> Ok – I am going to text you right – so I type in here on my phone – I…am…better….looking…thank…you. Ok you got it? I typed this here on my phone – you see it?
D – I see it – I am not stupid, Edward – and you are not better looking than me.
S – Yeah whatever – now – look – I hit Send – see the little envelope – its sending.
D – Sending?
S – Sending to your phone – the message I typed is being sent to your phone. Just wait.
Darwin is looking at his phone
D – Is something supposed to happen?
S – Jesus will you wait?
About a minute goes by – Darwin’s phone beeps
S – Ok now you received my message
D – What message?
S – On your phone
<Darwin looks confused>
S – Sheesh – you are clueless – here <takes the phone from Darwin and presses some buttons> Here is the message – see?
Darwin looks at it and still looks confused.
S – <sighs> Ok – look the message I typed here in my phone was sent to yours exactly the same way I typed it.
D – How?
S – The same way you make a call – it’s the same idea – except this way it’s a text. Teens do this a lot – you want a chance with her – you need to text.
Darwin looks at his phone
D – Fine. You may need to explain this to me later again.
S- Fine – you remember the game right?
D – Yes – the balls of feet game – I remember.
S – No – Don’t use that – I should have never told you that. Its rugby – you know rugby – tell he you play rugby.
D – That is a stupid name for a game.
S – Like Polo is any better.
D – Polo is a noble sport –the sport of kings – you should appreciate that.
S – You run around on a horse hitting a ball with a stick – how noble is that? Honestly?
D – It is much more noble than beating each other up over a ball. Polo requires skill.
S – Not so – you are completely unskilled and yet you are good at Polo. My point is proven.
D – You are only saying that because you are terrible at it.
S – BECAUSE IT’S A STUPID GAME! …. <Deep breath> I am not having this conversation right now. Ok – do you remember the facts I told you?
D – Yes – Rugby, and we go to the Church school. I understand.
S – NO – not the church school – we go to Pope – the name the of the school is Pope John Paul – they just call it Pope.
D – And its in a church.
S – NO! Well – there is a church there – but its not a church. It’s a school.
D – Why is it called Pope?
S –GOD – its just a name – its just the name of the school ok? Just a name like Derek or Edward ok?
D – Alright – don’t frenzy over it.
S – You know – you are an idiot – This chick has to be stupid to see anything in you.
D – What? Did you just call Ashley a chicken?
S – Oh God <walks out of the room>
Darwin follows him out asking him again.
Lucy – <looks at everyone excitedly> This will be a fun night – do you wish to come?